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Fact or Fiction:Are Celebrities Being Cloned?
Have you heard of CLONAID?
CLONAID is an American-based human cloning organization, registered as a company in the Bahamas. Founded in 1997, it has philosophical ties with the UFO religionRaëlism,[1] which sees cloning as the first step in achieving immortality.
They are cloning celebrities for the industry. How many are out there? WHO KNOWS! But, I think there are at least 4 working on “ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING”.
SELENA GOMEZ(32)
STEVE MARTIN(79)
MARTIN SHORT(75)
MERYL STREEP(75)
It seems like the industry has a formula for introducing a celebrity clone.
THE HOLLYWOOD PROCESS:How to mobilize a clone after a celebrity death
STEP ONE: Something BAD but survivable happens to the CELEBRITY…(divorce,breakup, surgery, accident…) & the celebrity is forced to make changes in their life… This is when a clone is mobilized & put in place.
STEP TWO:The celebrity clones team takes recent pictures of the clone w/ known family members & friends to make the transition seamless.
STEP THREE: The celebrity clone is relocated & starts working A LOT…
(NOTE: This makes it easy for their handlers to change the clones location. They change locations & separate from the dead celebrity’s old life… Agents/managers help the clones start their new lives.
STEP FOUR:After awhile the public usually starts to notice the celebrity looks different or they start doing things they never did before the bad thing happened. Like, they dress differently. Or they start dating someone confusing. Or the clone contradicts a known fact about the celebrity in an interview.
STEP FIVE:Then, publicists starts putting out statements & scheduling interviews to explain the celebrity’s life changes. People STOP questioning it.
WHO HAVE THEY CLONED?
THEORY: I THINK THERE ARE SEVERAL CLONES EMPLOYED IN THE CAST OF “MURDERS ONLY IN THE BUILDING” INCLUDING ALL 4 OF ITS MAIN CHARACTERS.
1. SELENA GOMEZ
THEORY: I think she died (d.2017?2018?)& they replaced her w/ a clone. Selena Gomez underwent a kidney transplant in 2017 to treat complications from her lupus diagnosis. I think Hollywood may have capitalized on an opportunity when Selena was most vulnerable.
These are some things that started making me feel suspicious…
Before the surgery, Selena always had a lot of friends & a close relationship with her family. Now she has a lot of issues with friends & family. Here are some of the stories written.:
“Francia Raisa says ‘rocky’ times with Selena Gomez ‘had nothing to do’ with kidney transplant”(Ew.com)
“What’s Really Going on with Selena Gomez and Her Mom Mandy amid Their Company Wondermind’s ‘Growing Pains’”(Exclusive)”
A source tells PEOPLE exclusively that Gomez “immediately invested more money” into the company after learning of a recent “financial setback”
(People.com)
Recently, Selena Gomez’s mom had to take out a loan against her home to pay their employees. She owns the company with her daughter uber successful Selena Gomez? So, what is really happening here? Why is she having ANY money problems?
Suspicious.
Also, I think everything with Benny Blanco is sadly fake. He knows she’s a clone. I think they faked it, just to promote their music. Does Benny really want to marry a clone? Do these Selena clones want to be married to Benny Blanco? Maybe not but maybe they have no choice. Is he still engaged to her? I don’t think there will be a wedding, unless the clone has no choice bc he may have purchased her.
Direct all questions to her management: Selena Gomez is currently represented by the WME Agency. Her management is with Lighthouse Management & Media Management. For PR, she uses align Public Relations.
2. MERYL STREEP
Theory: I think she may have died in 2017 or 2018 & was replaced professionally by a clone)
Here are the clues that made me suspicious:
At 67 (after 45 years of marriage she separated from Don Gummer? They were college sweethearts & had 4 children. They seemed like a happy couple but who knows for sure about anything these days…
I think she actually passed away & her management made up a storyline as to why film legend Meryl Streep (in her late 60s) suddenly left her husband and moved to LA & started doing television. I think Marty is a clone, too.
Meryl is apparently still legally married. 6 years later & her ex is still not dating anyone. An article says it was “2018 is last time they were seen together” What happened here?
Direct all questions to her management: Meryl Streep’s talent agent is Kevin Huvane, who is a partner and managing director at Creative Artists Agency (CAA). CAA is one of the world’s leading talent agencies.
3.MARTY SHORT
Theory: I think the original Martin Short has been replaced by a clone of himself..
Think about this…Meryl & Marty are both 75! How do they work so much? How do they ALL have SO MUCH energy?
I’m not sure I believe they’re dating either. Meryl & Marty may just be acting like they’re dating to boost ratings. Or, maybe the clones fell in love. But, no original Meryl Streep wants to date an original Marty Short.
Also, he had a long successful marriage to his his wife Nancy Dolman who apparently died of cancer in 2010.
“In 2015, Short started touring nationally with fellow comedian Steve Martin. In 2018, they released their Netflix special An Evening You Will Forget for the Rest of Your Life which received four Primetime Emmy Awardnominations. Since 2021, he has co-starred in the Hulu comedy series Only Murders in the Building alongside Martin and Selena Gomez.”(Wikipedia)
Direct all questions to his management:
Martin Short is represented by several agents and managers. His agents include Mari Cardoos Layne, Stacy Mark, and Tim Curtis, according to The Handbook. He is also managed by Marc Gurvitz. MN2S also lists him on their booking agency roster.
4.STEVE MARTIN
Theory: I think the original Steve Martin has been replaced by a clone of himself. Like the movie Get out, I think both Steve & Martymay have had their consciousness transferred into their younger clone body. It’s a makeover like no other.
Here are some things that made me suspicious…
He married Anne Stringfield (in 2007). They had a child:Mary(who was born in 2012 or 2013). She would be 12-13 today. The pair, who tied the knot in 2007, couldn’t contain their excitement after they became the doting dad and mom of their little bundle of joy. (NOTE: However, you never see them together & there are no pics of the kid after the age of 2-3.)
What happened?
Steve is technically 79! He’s the oldest of the bunch. How is he doing it? Being a LEAD on a TV show is demanding & stressful. He’s not having trouble keeping up with his work. He has SO MUCH ENERGY that he & Marty even do weekend & evening gigs. Please…
Direct all questions to Steve Martin’s management:
Agency. The Long Island Music and Entertainment Hall of Famelists him as an agent at Magna Artists in 1982, before launching his own agency, Music Business Agency, which he later sold to the William Morris Agency. He later joined The Agency Group, where he became president and was named Agent of the Year by Pollstar magazine in 2008. In 2021, he co-founded Paladin Artists, a diverse independent agency, with Andy Somers.
CONCLUSION
I know this all sounds crazy, but it’s happening. I don’t think any of the main characters on “MURDERS ONLY IN THE BUILDING” are the original actors.
After the WGA WRITERS strike(2007-2008), I think this is how the industry decided to start cutting writers & actors out of show business.. They save money bc they pay the clone much less & maybe even nothing, I think they have several Selenas, doing more than 1 job at a time.
Question everything. I don’t think any of them are here anymore. Did they choose to die or were they killed?
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